This one's supposed to be about theme songs for different moods/moments. I, uh, I don't want to do this. I just talked about my musical tastes, and it should have been clear that my musical tastes are uncommon, and do not lend themselves to this type of blog. This type of blog is one where I say, "When you're doing this, don't you think of this song?" and you say, "Oh my shitting dicktwit! You're right! I always think that! I recognize that song and appreciate your taste in music and have finally realized how painfully difficult life is with your penis outside of me!" As it stands, though, the only theme songs I can think of are either arduously obscure or pointlessly obvious. When you're taking care of business, don't you always think of the song "Taking Care of Business"? When you're wondering if anybody knows what time it is, don't you always think of the song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" When you're in love, don't you always think of every other song ever written?
In conclusion, this topic does not fit into my personal preferences. Therefore IT'S BULLSHIT.
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