In Which Our Author Discusses His Biggest Fault

Oh, I definitely can't take this one seriously. So let's pretend that my biggest fault is not my tendency to avoid uncertainty until my professional and personal lives leave me to stagnate and rot. Let's pretend that my biggest fault is my tendency to be way too handsome. Or my tendency to have too much sex. I am just way too good at trying new things, adapting to circumstances, making friends, meeting deadlines, and growing up.