In Which Our Author Tells Everyone What He Does Well

So this post is supposed to be a how-to on something I do well. I do a lot of things well, but none of them are very hard. Probably the thing I do the best is be Joe Flores. That is sometimes hard, I guess. Um, how you be Joe Flores.... you...um...get born on February 12th, 1989 to Richard and Janet. Make sure you are born with pneumonia. If you are not, try again. Step two is you try your best to grow up. That's the tricky part. Honestly I'm still on that part. If you get past it, let me know.